MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg

I actually literally can’t with this.

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mr-nohbdy:

Totes gonna watch this.

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adidas originals x opening ceremony

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shellycrossing:

"Don’t jump to conclusions!"

etsy / craft blog

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j4ya:

when all the white friends in your squad know their boundaries

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fstw:

Call me the hamburglar cause I’m here to jack your meat

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chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

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charleshuettner:

now with sound

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